polkadotchickenn:

itsapipebomb:

polkadotchickenn: ugh *walter just commented on my status said the table tennis world championship looked “pritty interesting” and now people will think I’m dumb by association. All my hard work for nothing.

itsapipebomb: no, it just makes him look like a doof who can’t spell. People won’t think…

 I am mysterious! and brooding! and see nothing silly about this conversation! btw hyena thinks you smell like lilacs. I couldn’t find a pony.

you are mysterious and brooding and live in a bookstore in New York and spend all your time drinking bad coffee and reorganizing book shelves by personal preference and genre! And also you are inconstant like werewolves. and marion leventhorpe. Nero’s violin thinks you smell like burning incense! All the lilac burned.

 Yes, and I wear glasses with no lenses and I have a large windchime collection and all of the individual chimes are tuned to different notes. I am glad that you recognize my inconstance. It has taken me a long time to build this inconstance and it would be devastating if Walter felt the need to comment about predictibility on my facebook. Jack’s Liver thinks you smell like fresh daffodils.